Our guest blogger tonight is Keith. OK I just cat and pasted from his blog www.keithdeno.com/adosr .
the “fanboi” – a parody on the song “the boxer”, by simon and garfunkel
by sparky46
I am just a poor boy and my story’s seldom told
I’ve squandered my existence for an iphone and a macbook pro, such a fanboi I am
My wife does not jest, still a man hears what he wants to hear
And disregards the rest, hmmmm
When I spent all my savings, I was happy full joy
Mesmerized by aluminum
‘til I got home and showed my wife – then I was running scared
Laying low, seeking out the poorer quarters, where the rejected people go
Looking for the special places only fanboi’s would know
Buy-buh-buy
Buy-buh-buy-buy-buy
Buy-buh-buy-buy-buy-buy-buy-buy
Buy-buh-buy
Having spent all my wages, I’m looking for a second job, but I get no offers
Just a come-on from the Apple salesperson at Crossgates Mall
I do declare, there were times when I was so lonesome
I took some comfort there
Now the years are rolling by me, they are rocking even me
The Aluminum’s still shiny, and I’ve upgraded my iphone to 6g
No it isn’t strange, after changes upon changes, we are more or less the same
And a mac fanboi I’ve remained the same
Buy-buh-buy
Buy-buh-buy-buy-buy-buh-buy-buy
Buy-buh-buy
Buy-buh-buy-buy-buy-buy-buy-buy
Buy-buh-buy
And I’m laying out last week wages, buying the latest gadgets
But these stupid things are bleeding me, bleeding me
But I never leave
In the house stands my wife, and laid back usually
But she carries the reminders
Of how I broke the bank that she punched me and she beat beat me
‘til I cried out for mercy in my shame
“We have no food – We have no food” she exclaims
And a fanboi I remain
Buy-buh-buy…